We have bad dreams the night he rolls in...

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After playing Dead Island…

back when I first got it, I naturally picked Sam B. as my first character to play, since I expected to only find bludgeoning weapons for a long time and he specialized in them. But then when I played the game and that wasn’t the case, but the game was still awesome, I naturally had to download the song.

The song in question is the song “Who do you voodoo bitch?”, and is the song that Sam B. the one hit wonder wrapper in the game, sings in the game intro while everyone else is doing their thing. If you haven’t heard the song or just don’t really remember it, I highly recommend going to check it out on youtube.

Anyway, in the song, he mentions stuff about zombies and stuff about voodoo and Baron Samadi from that one James Bond movie. Witch Doctor kind of shit. So I was thinking in D&D, why not have a witch doctor cleric that follows some weird obscure death worshiping religion and also happens to be a gigantic, intimidating black man?

Filed under Dead Island D&D character creation characters flawed character concepts Sam B.

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The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.

College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.

A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:

  • Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
  • Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room
  • The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else
  • Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room

  • MASTURBATION
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I want this because of so many reasons.

i fucking want this because it’s a fucking fort and i love forts.

I want this so i can be alone

i hate people looking at me or seeing what i’m doing

even if i’m just laying there

Can i have this

now

I want this for so many reasons holy shit.

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